22 wishes -Updated

I never made the equal number of wishes as according to my age.
Before I commence, I would like to ask if anyone sever thought about this too?
Wouldnt we all live longer if we aren't defined by age?
Or maybe every 5 years, we age just by 1?
This particular idea is plucked by one of those abstract comics I used to read. Apparently elves are based on such calculation and thus they often live very much longer and is younger when really they are hundred of years based on human's span.

I wanna be an Elf.Not those short tiny ugly one that appeared in Enid Blyton's(however you spell.) books. But those tall, pointed ears with a supreme archery skill and have a mate that look like Legolas.

My first few wishes shall maintained.
My few other wishes are evil and shall be added.
My last wish is sacred.

Here goes.

1. I wish for the happiness of the ones I love.
2. Peace,joy and health for my family first and foremost, then my friends and so on. (too wasteful to separate them anyway)
3. The world to be more peaceful No wars, no tears, no hungers,no fears. World Peace!
4. People who got 'cursed' by me continued to be curse and the curse shall only be unlift when they apologise to me.
5. As much as possible, smooth flow at work and continuous exceeding targets.
6. A new phone by end of the year.(this wish is a KIV wish.)
7. Become an Elf next life.A extremely beautiful one with supreme archery skills!
8. Go travel. Bkk, Aust, New Zealand,Disney US!
9. Have ample of money in my account. Say someone deposit uncountable millions in my account by goodwill.
10. No bad hair day, no fat day, no bad mood days till I made my 23rd bday wishes. (Highly impossible but I shall just wish for that anyway)
11. People who talk,laugh,use handphone,talk (oh I said it) in cinemas will trip and fall down the stairs and cont'd having to suffer that til they learn to shudap.
12. Pet and hug a real doggy.
13. Dad & mum toreally communicate more and deeply.
14. Jason's success in life!
15. Implicit trust and ultimate authority at work.(Now I realised this is soooo important cos' I'm sick of imbeciles telling me what to do when they give me peanuts.)
16. Unlimited boost of confidence and rare good luck that substain me till I made the 23rd wish.(and I will stil be wishing for the same.)
17. To be a good,good gal. (hahahah.Notice that this is a wish.)
18. My brothers' success eventually. We are sick of waiting for that to happen.
19. Good luck,good luck,good luck. Period.
20. Happiness.
21. One last wish to be a reserve wish that I can use it in emergencies
22. Wish 1 -21 to come true.

22 wishes are alot to made...shall cont'd if I have the time..if not the remaining shall be use as Christmas' wishes

It would be silly if you expect me to remember the whole 22 wishes as I blow the candles. Thus I am writing down in advance so that Fairy Godmummy hears that and start my 22nd year the way I wanna.

Call me Dark Anti-light Cinderella.

HAHAHAHAA..

When it comes to Christmas, I will have another go.

Right?

Happy 21st,last day.